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Showing posts with label Freaky Food Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freaky Food Art. Show all posts
Monday, December 5, 2011
Angel City Eats. AT LONG LAST the show is opening!
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Violence and Horsey Sauce
The talented Alex Blagg makes me want to get all crazy with a bag of fries. I don't really need any extra encouragement in the drama and fast food departments but I'll take it any way I can get it.
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Friday, October 14, 2011
Coffee, Milk and Cigs
Apparently in the 50's that's all you needed to survive. Maybe the occasional donut. Be careful though. According to Joe Friday those sweet little morsels of fried dough were siren hussies with a little too much jelly in their roll. Indulge one too many times and you were headed for the gutter.
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Head in an Art Hole
So I've been off the grid for a loooong time. Here's the deal: I'm working on a big gallery installation with my Dad (which is awesome on many levels) that opens in December at Gallery KM in Santa Monica. Because I still have to pay my rent and buy food to eat, my time has been split pretty evenly between working on killer food styling gigs and hunching over my living room table with this ultra nerdy magnifying head lamp on painting teeny tiny sculptures of food. Husband, cats and blog all terribly neglected due to the demands of the muse. I can't help it if my muse calls for chili dogs on the heads of pins and streaming Grey's Anatomy marathons. She wants what she wants. This is her by the way:
I know! It's really weird that Madonna the kitchen goat is the all powerful force behind my art making mania, but you love who you love. At any rate, I figured the least I could do is start sharing some of the results of all this hunkering down:
Celibritard Halo 1
Trust me folks, these will make a lot more sense in the context of the installation, so clear your schedule December 10th for the opening. In the mean time amuse yourselves trying to find your favorite itty bitty junk food item and pondering whether or not Derek will EVER be able to forgive Meredith for compromising the results of the Alzheimer's trial and make a go of starting a family with the African baby they kinda adopted.
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Thursday, July 7, 2011
Escher in Cupcakes
My young friend Dutch Clark created this portrait of m.c. escher in cupcakes
a massive undertaking, and a good likeness.
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Thursday, May 19, 2011
The Female Form Continues to Inspire
The Hohle Fels Venus is about 35,000 years old proving that a good looking pair of gams and a nice set of knockers has been inspiring human kind to pay homage to the fairer sex for a great long while.
In one of our many forays into the intersection of art and food photography Renee and I created this fried chicken in repose. She's a little sassier than the Hohle Fels gal but the idea is the same. Two hot babes, working it. Tweet This
Thursday, May 5, 2011
It's enough to drive you crazy.
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| photography by Renee Anjanette hostess snowball styling by moi Too much of a good thing can be bad for you. Too much of a highly processed, fluorescent pink, pseudo baked good can push you right over the deep end. |
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Dolley Madison Saves President Washington!
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| photo generously provided by Charles Schiller Ok so this charming fella I work with recently told me the story of his unusual childhood birthday cake requests and it goes something like this: At around age 8 Richard's birthday was fast approaching. His mom ( a very devoted and loving mother by all general standards) asked her young son what he would like for his birthday cake. Being of a particularly patriotic nature, Richard requested Washington's Cherry Tree rendered in cake form, and could they please have miniature hatchets to eat it with at the party. Not wanting to disappoint, his mother did her very best to create the cherry tree and the party went off without a hitch. A year rolls by and it's time again for Richard's birthday party. Again his mom asks what he would like for his cake. Again Richard reaches into his store of presidential folklore for inspiration and declares that he would like "Abe Lincoln's Log Cabin surrounded by a Field of Golden Wheat." Some how his mom is able to summon all of her latent creativity to the fore and pulls off a passable log cabin cake perched atop an icing field of wheat. The next year when asked for his cake choice Richard declared grandly: "I want Dolley Madison Fleeing the Burning White House with the Portrait of Washington Under Her Arm!" Needless to say Richard's mom refused point blank and young Richard got a plain spice cake that year. When I heard the story I just HAD to attempt a version of the insane edible object. On a recent two week shoot I put this baby together on the sly and was able to surprise grown up Richard with his Dolley Madison Cake at long last. |
Monday, February 21, 2011
Death by Wedding Cake
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| photography by Renee Anjanette Kalmar food styling by yours truly I find the aesthetic of the baked good utterly irresistible. Wedding cakes in particular are fantastical beautiful creatures that call to me with their siren song. But the moment I succumb and take that first bite I am screwed. The cake drags me down into the depths of indulgence and I feel sick. |
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Tentacles make a lovely cuff, don't you think?
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| photo by Renee Anjanette Kalmar I love commercial food styling. But when I'm strolling through the aisles at the different markets around town my artist brain turns on and I start seeing food in a different light. The "wow that would make a great accessory if only it wouldn't rot and attract flies" sort of light. The talented Renee is my partner in crime. Together we have collaborated on a series of "food as accessory" images. Here's a peek at one of the slimier ones. The model, my friend Emily (owner of an amazing popsicle company, by the way) felt conflicted about wearing this bit of sushi around her wrist. The week we shot, a two-spotted octopus at the Santa Monica Pier Aquarium managed to flood the entire building by pulling out a water recycling tube in it's tank. Emily felt that an animal with such an inquisitive nature should not end up around her wrist. She's probably right, but it looked so pretty in the sushi pack next to the wasabi and ginger. A jewel toned sucker cuff. Fancy! |
Monday, January 31, 2011
Three square meals to erase the evil snacks
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| photo by Eric Tucker When I was a kid I would frequently perform food experiments on myself. For example, I didn't understand why you couldn't eat the WHOLE box of cookies. Why not eat them all? The sixteenth one tastes just as good as the first one. Why all these silly limitations and discussions about moderation? If we're going to tackle this box of cookies, we're going to do it RIGHT! No quitters here, no sir. So one night, I woke up in a silent sleeping house and I snuck down to the kitchen to get to the bottom of this ridiculous rule cookie rule. About half way through a box of Chips Ahoy the answer became (barfily) clear to me. Too much junk food will make you sick. Later on I developed a spicy chili antidote to the sugar blues. I found that eating a protein packed bowl of savory chili alleviated the soupy angry discontent of a sugar saturated stomach. These days I try to avoid the total abandon to sugar gluttony that brings on the barfy feeling in the first place, but Ethan's nostalgic junk food buffet got the best of me. So here are three square meals of solid protein to set me right! We shot this ages ago. Eric has a great sense of the absurd. He comes up with bizarre concepts that I have to bring into fruition with my food styling wiles. It's always a blast to work on his projects. |
Friday, January 28, 2011
Death by Dough
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| photography by Renee Anjanette Kalmar |
Monday, January 24, 2011
Meet the Meat.....ship that is.
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| photo by Teri Lyn Fisher |
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Oh, that I were a cookie
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| Photo by Renee Anjanette |
Monday, November 29, 2010
Cake Hat
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| photo by Renee Anjanette Kalmar In a perfect world all of my hats would be made of cake. That way if I ever got caught on a really long bus ride, I'd always have something to snack on. |
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